So, I have just discovered there is an adorable tiny web documentary about former Bruin, Andrew Ference, in which he spends a lot of time riding around on a bike in Boston and hoisting his tiny adorable daughters in his absurdly buff arms.

SO I REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO INTERVENE if this dude is actually a dick in some other way.  Like, stop me if this is gonna be a P*tr*ck K*ne situation or otherwise a Chicago hockey kind of a problem, and I'm just missing the warning signs. 

Because this 2012 video is causing me to experience a fannish emotion - his daughers are SO SMALL and they are on SMALL BIKES, people.