Meme: How We Never Met

[kitewithfish]

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. If you'd like, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

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[dhara]

So there I was, holding an expired can of tuna and a defused pipe bomb, wearing a guilty expression, spirit gum, and several carefully positioned feathers...

It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. It nearly ended right there, though, when you shrieked and tried to brain me with your fire extinguisher, because you very nearly succeeded.

[kitewithfish]

I was always a little slow with the fire extinguisher. To tell the truth, I was still half asleep when I had to douse the first round of molotov cocktails.