Stormwatch
Oct. 4th, 2007 09:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kitewithfishReading the first three issues Stormwatch has been like a return to my childhood. All the ridiculously bad art, the plots that make no sense, the introduction of characters and vendettas at completely random random intervals without any development, the way the writers just jump around the timeline of the plot and then make up by telling us what happened in the 48 hour jump-- it's suddenly the mid nineties again, and grammar school is being cruel and unusual to me.
Honestly, this suck must have improved- I can't imagine why anyone but comatose teenage boys being able to stand this art for more than twenty-minute intervals. The constant GRITTING OF TEETH for DRAMATIC EFFECT is seriously going cause these characters some dental trouble down the line. I hope that's covered in their sooper-sekrit superhero club medical package (along with chiropractors for the women to fix that unfortunate inability to stand upright without a mark arch to their poor spines.)
Honestly, this suck must have improved- I can't imagine why anyone but comatose teenage boys being able to stand this art for more than twenty-minute intervals. The constant GRITTING OF TEETH for DRAMATIC EFFECT is seriously going cause these characters some dental trouble down the line. I hope that's covered in their sooper-sekrit superhero club medical package (along with chiropractors for the women to fix that unfortunate inability to stand upright without a mark arch to their poor spines.)
