YOU MUST APPLY TO GRAD SCHOOL.
Nov. 14th, 2008 08:07 pmAnchor Porter, my friends. Anchor Porter makes a happy girl.
The story of my current life, as told in action movies:
Announcer: *whispers* You were not ready for it. It came creeping into your life. The day has come and now...
Anouncer: * thunders like the wrath of Khan* YOU MUST APPLY TO GRAD SCHOOL.
/silly
I'm doing all the stuff I need to do- recommendation letters, noting deadlines, taking the tests they want- and it's kind of wearing on me. My project partner, who stirs up the instincts that most other people have for wounded birds and I have for thesising seniors, told me that I look tired and stressed out.
This is not to say that I am not on top of things, precisely. I've got four recommendation letters going for me, and another possible two (in addition, much more than I need). I took the GRE's, which did not give me good score, but gave me a score at least. I'm doing meetings with professors to talk and tell them about what I want with my life and why I want to study religion of all things, and how I am confused about going into the ministry or academics (the choice has been made for academics, mostly).
I am, in other words, getting my shit together and becoming publicly accountable for the hopes and dreams of all my professors who like me, and we shall see what happens.
I really, truly want to go to grad school and get to talk about religion and the human mind in my everyday life. That would rock every last ounce of my little socks.
I will get into grad school somewhere, I know. I just really want it to be the Divinity School at the University of Chicago or Harvard Divinity School because they are the best, and I want to BE the best and learn from the best.
*sigh* And life goes on around me. Mayhap this would have been easier if I had actually applied to colleges like a normal human, and not fallen in love with Swelles and gotten in Early Decision?
In the event that everything falls apart, I am also getting my resume together to look for a job. Yay jobs.
The story of my current life, as told in action movies:
Announcer: *whispers* You were not ready for it. It came creeping into your life. The day has come and now...
Anouncer: * thunders like the wrath of Khan* YOU MUST APPLY TO GRAD SCHOOL.
/silly
I'm doing all the stuff I need to do- recommendation letters, noting deadlines, taking the tests they want- and it's kind of wearing on me. My project partner, who stirs up the instincts that most other people have for wounded birds and I have for thesising seniors, told me that I look tired and stressed out.
This is not to say that I am not on top of things, precisely. I've got four recommendation letters going for me, and another possible two (in addition, much more than I need). I took the GRE's, which did not give me good score, but gave me a score at least. I'm doing meetings with professors to talk and tell them about what I want with my life and why I want to study religion of all things, and how I am confused about going into the ministry or academics (the choice has been made for academics, mostly).
I am, in other words, getting my shit together and becoming publicly accountable for the hopes and dreams of all my professors who like me, and we shall see what happens.
I really, truly want to go to grad school and get to talk about religion and the human mind in my everyday life. That would rock every last ounce of my little socks.
I will get into grad school somewhere, I know. I just really want it to be the Divinity School at the University of Chicago or Harvard Divinity School because they are the best, and I want to BE the best and learn from the best.
*sigh* And life goes on around me. Mayhap this would have been easier if I had actually applied to colleges like a normal human, and not fallen in love with Swelles and gotten in Early Decision?
In the event that everything falls apart, I am also getting my resume together to look for a job. Yay jobs.
HA!
I can go back to Europe and not lie about being a US citizen! Sweet!
The McCain concession speech, I must admit, was gracious and at times even sweet, but notice the faces of McCain's crowd- not a black face in the crowd, no matter how hard the cameras search.
It would be interesting to go back tomorrow morning and figure out what the people are yelling when McCain says Obama's name. But that would be petty, and I'm having a good night.
Palin: go back to the wilderness, you moose-shooting weirdo. Stay out of my government.
I can go back to Europe and not lie about being a US citizen! Sweet!
The McCain concession speech, I must admit, was gracious and at times even sweet, but notice the faces of McCain's crowd- not a black face in the crowd, no matter how hard the cameras search.
It would be interesting to go back tomorrow morning and figure out what the people are yelling when McCain says Obama's name. But that would be petty, and I'm having a good night.
Palin: go back to the wilderness, you moose-shooting weirdo. Stay out of my government.
Things get exciting
Oct. 29th, 2008 08:45 pmSo, in the course of the last hour, the shape of my life has changed dramatically.
In chronological order, I re-discovered that the University of Chicago has a Divinity School of an incredible reputation. I also found out that their application deadline is in 6 weeks, and requires the GRE's.
My life now looks like this.
From now till Nov 11- work on the GRE coursebook that I bought today.
Nov 11th- Taking the GRE's all by myself in Boston like a big girl.
Nov 11th to Dec 15th- getting it all together, sending it out, waiting.
In chronological order, I re-discovered that the University of Chicago has a Divinity School of an incredible reputation. I also found out that their application deadline is in 6 weeks, and requires the GRE's.
My life now looks like this.
From now till Nov 11- work on the GRE coursebook that I bought today.
Nov 11th- Taking the GRE's all by myself in Boston like a big girl.
Nov 11th to Dec 15th- getting it all together, sending it out, waiting.
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Oct. 28th, 2008 10:13 amNo classes today! But rain. I suppose on the cosmic scale it balances out.
In other news, I have completely fallen off the comic books wagon. I haven't read anything new since my random Spider-villlianitis kicked in and forced me to read the Brand New Day one-shot that details Hammerhead's origins. While I still prefer the look of the "Spectacular Spider-Man" cartoon version (low head, menacing growl, knuckledusters and expensive suits), the author clearly put some thought in to the characterization of the guy. It helps to lift him out of the huge pit of underdeveloped villains and into an actual character.
In the life of the Bean:
The application deadlines for Harvard Divinity are Jan 12, which means I have a little time, but I still should get myself started on this stuff pretty soon.
Oh, the stuff I need to get done, really.
I need a new travel mug and a new spine.
In other news, I have completely fallen off the comic books wagon. I haven't read anything new since my random Spider-villlianitis kicked in and forced me to read the Brand New Day one-shot that details Hammerhead's origins. While I still prefer the look of the "Spectacular Spider-Man" cartoon version (low head, menacing growl, knuckledusters and expensive suits), the author clearly put some thought in to the characterization of the guy. It helps to lift him out of the huge pit of underdeveloped villains and into an actual character.
In the life of the Bean:
The application deadlines for Harvard Divinity are Jan 12, which means I have a little time, but I still should get myself started on this stuff pretty soon.
Oh, the stuff I need to get done, really.
I need a new travel mug and a new spine.
Just for curiousity's sake.
Oct. 23rd, 2008 09:40 pmAll of the following is written in standard English transcribed with the Ancient Greek alphabet. I have avoided sounds that the Greek alphabet does not have letter for, and stuck to the most common spellings of all words. (Note, Just because I am doing this quickly, I did not make a distinction between middle sigma (σ ) and final sigma. So sue me.) If you can follow, raise your hand.
σο, Ι θινκ θατ θισ ασ νοτ σο διφφικυλτ. βυτ θε αλφαβετ σκαρεσ πεοπλε οφφ γρεεκ, ανδ θατ μακεσ βεανιε σαδ.
θε κυικ βροων φοξ λεαπεδ ον θε φατ δογ ανδ θεν ατε ιτ αλλ θπ.
Now, why am I doing this? Because this actually scares people off from taking greek, and I think that's dumb. You know most of the letters in this alphabet, or the Latin cousin thereof, and it's not that hard to read.
σο, Ι θινκ θατ θισ ασ νοτ σο διφφικυλτ. βυτ θε αλφαβετ σκαρεσ πεοπλε οφφ γρεεκ, ανδ θατ μακεσ βεανιε σαδ.
θε κυικ βροων φοξ λεαπεδ ον θε φατ δογ ανδ θεν ατε ιτ αλλ θπ.
Now, why am I doing this? Because this actually scares people off from taking greek, and I think that's dumb. You know most of the letters in this alphabet, or the Latin cousin thereof, and it's not that hard to read.
There is something about fall that seems to make me just a happier person. Summer is nice, I suppose, but it doesn't offer the same kind of opportunities for scarves and sweaters. These are indeed the things that make me the happiest in my closet, and the chance to take them out is always good.
I suppose I seem to have gotten back in my groove. I just need to get shit done, and then it's done and I don't have to worry about it anymore. The world begins to seem more manageable. This is going to last perhaps a week.
And, I have to get to the DMV before my birthday so that my license doesn't expire.
I suppose I seem to have gotten back in my groove. I just need to get shit done, and then it's done and I don't have to worry about it anymore. The world begins to seem more manageable. This is going to last perhaps a week.
And, I have to get to the DMV before my birthday so that my license doesn't expire.
I have cool family
Oct. 19th, 2008 09:40 pmI went out for pizza with my brother and sister to celebrate my brother turning 19. Just the three of us, and just sitting around and talking in Boston. Not bad way to spend the evening. After dinner, my brother drove me back to Swelles, where he charmed the pants off my floormates for being (OMGZ!!!11) a boy. A COOL boy. Then, we went meandering through the access tunnels that run underneath the school. Then we got tired, and went home.
This all confirms one thing that I have long believed- my siblings are awesome.
No, truly. Not just because they are my siblings, though that helps. It's honestly rather a pleasure to be related to them. Now that we've all reached legal adulthood, we've spent enough time in the world to realize that all the stuff that we thought made us *soooooo* different from each other as children, is really just small potatoes. We agree on the stuff that matters, and we have fun with each other.
It was also remarked upon by my floormates how completely unrelated my brother and I look. We are just about as different as two pasty white people can look, and yet we share 25% of the same genes. He's, at the latest measurement, 14 inches taller than me, narrow as a noodle, and has black hair where mine is light brown. People seem surprised we know each other.
You don't notice that we're related until we start talking. And then the listener realizes that me and my brother just had a conversation in which both parties used the phrases the phrases "yesternight," "hypochondriacal," and "the Prisoner's Dilemma," and we both answered questions with the phrase "I know not." The listener may then become suspicious, but it's usually only until the failed your-mom joke that they realize, "Wait. These two people *share the same mother*?" And it all becomes clear.
This all confirms one thing that I have long believed- my siblings are awesome.
No, truly. Not just because they are my siblings, though that helps. It's honestly rather a pleasure to be related to them. Now that we've all reached legal adulthood, we've spent enough time in the world to realize that all the stuff that we thought made us *soooooo* different from each other as children, is really just small potatoes. We agree on the stuff that matters, and we have fun with each other.
It was also remarked upon by my floormates how completely unrelated my brother and I look. We are just about as different as two pasty white people can look, and yet we share 25% of the same genes. He's, at the latest measurement, 14 inches taller than me, narrow as a noodle, and has black hair where mine is light brown. People seem surprised we know each other.
You don't notice that we're related until we start talking. And then the listener realizes that me and my brother just had a conversation in which both parties used the phrases the phrases "yesternight," "hypochondriacal," and "the Prisoner's Dilemma," and we both answered questions with the phrase "I know not." The listener may then become suspicious, but it's usually only until the failed your-mom joke that they realize, "Wait. These two people *share the same mother*?" And it all becomes clear.
Aorist passive tenses and Michael Crichton
Oct. 6th, 2008 08:04 pmI never thought that I would find something about a foreign language that was more baffling than English, but the logic behind the morphology of the aorist tenses in Greek is just bewildering. I understand them, I can translate them, I can even write them: but understanding the mindset which created them may very well cost me my brain.
In other news, I finished Michael Crichton's "Airframe" this afternoon to discover that, as usual, I find myself refreshed and informed about an interesting subject, while enjoying an emotionally compelling narrative.
Why can this man not write all my text books? I would pay good money to see him turn my Statistics text into a murder mystery.
There's an extended passage of the novel that is so relaxing (deliberately so, I imagine), that I am heartily tempted to write it out here for your delectation. But as it runs to several short pages and I am on a library terminal procrastinating while I should be doing work, that will have to wait.
In other news, I finished Michael Crichton's "Airframe" this afternoon to discover that, as usual, I find myself refreshed and informed about an interesting subject, while enjoying an emotionally compelling narrative.
Why can this man not write all my text books? I would pay good money to see him turn my Statistics text into a murder mystery.
There's an extended passage of the novel that is so relaxing (deliberately so, I imagine), that I am heartily tempted to write it out here for your delectation. But as it runs to several short pages and I am on a library terminal procrastinating while I should be doing work, that will have to wait.
Things going on in life.
Oct. 4th, 2008 02:54 pmI'm going to a concert today that my friend is playing in, which ought to be cool if only I can be told where it is today. Ah, well.
My Bones addiction has hit a hitch. Having finished the first season inside of a week, which is a personal best for me and an addictive series, I cannot get my hands on the second season. This means war. Or, possibly, just getting it through the interlibrary loan system at Swelles, if we have it.
The library actually impressed me with its awesomeness earlier this week. They have essentially an online suggestions box for books, ranging from stuff professors need to get for classes to stuff that you just want to read yourself. I submitted a request over the summer for George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series, and then didn't hear from them for a month. But, after that, I got a personal email from a librarian, telling me how pleased she was to get a request for the recreational reading section, and to tell my friends about this system.
You heard me. Someone just offered me FREE BOOKS.
Now, I can't take them with me, but still. Free books, man.
This week was pretty relaxing overall- I had three classes canceled. Evil Wednesday, with a legitimate 6 hours of total class time, lost two classes, and became a fairly stress-free afternoon where I had no work. Nice life. Of course, I have to do a presentation for the next evil Wednesday, but that's just life being tricksy with me.
I am in seriously puppy withdrawal. Rather, I need to see a dog that loves me, and as luck would have it, one will be coming down to Wellesley to see me tomorrow. Hahahaha. Life is good.
I am becoming more and more infatuated with the idea of having a dog of my very own after graduation. I'm kind of leaning towards a grown rescued dog, possibly a pit bull, since they have a hard time getting out of shelters and are very sweet. But it will kind of depend on my living situation- I'd need a yard.
My Bones addiction has hit a hitch. Having finished the first season inside of a week, which is a personal best for me and an addictive series, I cannot get my hands on the second season. This means war. Or, possibly, just getting it through the interlibrary loan system at Swelles, if we have it.
The library actually impressed me with its awesomeness earlier this week. They have essentially an online suggestions box for books, ranging from stuff professors need to get for classes to stuff that you just want to read yourself. I submitted a request over the summer for George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series, and then didn't hear from them for a month. But, after that, I got a personal email from a librarian, telling me how pleased she was to get a request for the recreational reading section, and to tell my friends about this system.
You heard me. Someone just offered me FREE BOOKS.
Now, I can't take them with me, but still. Free books, man.
This week was pretty relaxing overall- I had three classes canceled. Evil Wednesday, with a legitimate 6 hours of total class time, lost two classes, and became a fairly stress-free afternoon where I had no work. Nice life. Of course, I have to do a presentation for the next evil Wednesday, but that's just life being tricksy with me.
I am in seriously puppy withdrawal. Rather, I need to see a dog that loves me, and as luck would have it, one will be coming down to Wellesley to see me tomorrow. Hahahaha. Life is good.
I am becoming more and more infatuated with the idea of having a dog of my very own after graduation. I'm kind of leaning towards a grown rescued dog, possibly a pit bull, since they have a hard time getting out of shelters and are very sweet. But it will kind of depend on my living situation- I'd need a yard.
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Sep. 29th, 2008 02:29 pmShana Tova Umetukah!
*drips honey on her apple slices and noms*
Mmmm.*
I am still mildly sick and now annoyed at more stupidity about getting my major done. Though, in fact, it's neither unexpected nor unwarranted and will resolve itself shortly. I am full of sleepies and headcold, so no work for me, though my boss sent a very nice email telling me to feel better. I like my boss. I like all my professors, actually, even the one who is really shrill. I am in fact full of love and joy for the entire universe.
This means I need to get some sleep.
Last Friday: Stats test. Did not prepare with the fervor with which I am accustomed, and yet I feel fine.
Today: Latin test. Did most of my studying in the form of reviewing our single text and reading a translation of it, which I thought would probably not be enough, and it felt fine.
Tomorrow: Greek test. Wash, rinse, repeat?
* I'm not cool enough to be Jewish. I just eat the food.
*drips honey on her apple slices and noms*
Mmmm.*
I am still mildly sick and now annoyed at more stupidity about getting my major done. Though, in fact, it's neither unexpected nor unwarranted and will resolve itself shortly. I am full of sleepies and headcold, so no work for me, though my boss sent a very nice email telling me to feel better. I like my boss. I like all my professors, actually, even the one who is really shrill. I am in fact full of love and joy for the entire universe.
This means I need to get some sleep.
Last Friday: Stats test. Did not prepare with the fervor with which I am accustomed, and yet I feel fine.
Today: Latin test. Did most of my studying in the form of reviewing our single text and reading a translation of it, which I thought would probably not be enough, and it felt fine.
Tomorrow: Greek test. Wash, rinse, repeat?
* I'm not cool enough to be Jewish. I just eat the food.
Drama that was not a drama
Sep. 28th, 2008 08:49 pmI had a little minor non-drama with getting my German major all set up.
There are essentially three classes that one simply *must* take to get the German major or minor. I am taking one as we speak, signed up for another for next semester, and I thought, a few months ago, that the third would also be offered next semester. This would have put me in the odd situation of making me take five classes again next semester, instead of the usual four, but I would have been able to deal with that, I think.
However, that third German class? Not actually being offered next semester. I didn't realize this until I was figuring out the classes I would have to take for next year, and I had a little unhappy moment in my brain. It was not a good feeling, to say the least.
The scenarios running through my head were roughly along the lines of offering to take a 250 (an independent study course) to make up for that last class. Or that I would eventually just give up on the German double major with Religion and accept a whole lot of German classes that would have to speak for themselves. Which I would think is fair, since there was another version of that class offered this semester which I could have taken had it not conflicted with my Religion seminar. But it would really suck overall, because I had planned on double-majoring in German and Religion from essentially my first year at Swelles. (I am one of the few people I know to enter and leave college with the same major in my head and on my diploma.)
But! Instead, in a very brief meeting with my hastily selected German major advisor, I was told that I could use one of my extra classes from the Uni Vienna to fill that spot for the missing class. Which means, I can get my major ohne Probleme, and I actually have to take fewer classes for it than I originally thought I would have to. Well, rather, one of the extra classes that I took just for the hell of it in Vienna actually ended up not being wasted as just a class that fulfills my graduation requirements, but also will count towards my major.
Leben ist gut. Was mehr könnte ich sagen?
Essentially, in my last semester of college, I will probably only be taking one class that is actually being counted towards either of my majors, the German seminar. The rest are looking like Latin, Greek, and possibly another class in the Classics department on Greek and Roman Religion, which I may or may not attempt to count towards my Religion major. It certainly looks really cool overall, but I cannot place my hopes too much on it, because it might conflict with that last critical German class that needs to get done.
There are essentially three classes that one simply *must* take to get the German major or minor. I am taking one as we speak, signed up for another for next semester, and I thought, a few months ago, that the third would also be offered next semester. This would have put me in the odd situation of making me take five classes again next semester, instead of the usual four, but I would have been able to deal with that, I think.
However, that third German class? Not actually being offered next semester. I didn't realize this until I was figuring out the classes I would have to take for next year, and I had a little unhappy moment in my brain. It was not a good feeling, to say the least.
The scenarios running through my head were roughly along the lines of offering to take a 250 (an independent study course) to make up for that last class. Or that I would eventually just give up on the German double major with Religion and accept a whole lot of German classes that would have to speak for themselves. Which I would think is fair, since there was another version of that class offered this semester which I could have taken had it not conflicted with my Religion seminar. But it would really suck overall, because I had planned on double-majoring in German and Religion from essentially my first year at Swelles. (I am one of the few people I know to enter and leave college with the same major in my head and on my diploma.)
But! Instead, in a very brief meeting with my hastily selected German major advisor, I was told that I could use one of my extra classes from the Uni Vienna to fill that spot for the missing class. Which means, I can get my major ohne Probleme, and I actually have to take fewer classes for it than I originally thought I would have to. Well, rather, one of the extra classes that I took just for the hell of it in Vienna actually ended up not being wasted as just a class that fulfills my graduation requirements, but also will count towards my major.
Leben ist gut. Was mehr könnte ich sagen?
Essentially, in my last semester of college, I will probably only be taking one class that is actually being counted towards either of my majors, the German seminar. The rest are looking like Latin, Greek, and possibly another class in the Classics department on Greek and Roman Religion, which I may or may not attempt to count towards my Religion major. It certainly looks really cool overall, but I cannot place my hopes too much on it, because it might conflict with that last critical German class that needs to get done.
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Sep. 28th, 2008 07:42 pmI have become addicted to Bones- in the last three days, I have watched at least 12 episodes. This is probably not the best way to deal with my impending academic life.
I have majors! At least, once I get forms signed, which the principle actors of my education have all promised to sign. I'm feeling pretty good about this overall.
I have majors! At least, once I get forms signed, which the principle actors of my education have all promised to sign. I'm feeling pretty good about this overall.
Good news!
Sep. 18th, 2008 10:02 amMy Greek professor is actually a nice person, but seems rather deeply awkward. The whole class had kind of a hard class today (SO MANY VERB FORMS >_< ), but she made a point of telling us that we (all four of us) were actually a very quick class and that we should not have problems. Then we brainstormed about how we can figure out how to learn all the stupid verb forms- see, however much I whine about Swelles, they still do awesome things like this in class. I cannot stress how much I had missed that while I was abroad.
Latin seems to be going apace. I need to review more, this is clear, but I'm doing fine. Augustus rocks my socks.
I find myself singing as I wander around the halls, and doing dance steps. I joke with strangers about how the cafeterias run out of coffee. (Me. Joking about lack of coffee!)
I like my classes, I like my job, I like all the people on my floor- I am honestly really happy with this, and I think that's more because of the work and the high stress level that I am used to at this place. You do the work, things work out.
In other news, an acquaintance of mine from my first year came up to me last weekend and told me how flattered she was that I had hit on her about three years ago- this was before she was really out/even all that sure she was into girls, and apparently she got a real kick out of me flirting with her at a dance (in my own incredibly awkward way.)
The words "incredibly hot" were used.
*hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
Oh, just ignore that sound- it's only my ego inflating. :D
Latin seems to be going apace. I need to review more, this is clear, but I'm doing fine. Augustus rocks my socks.
I find myself singing as I wander around the halls, and doing dance steps. I joke with strangers about how the cafeterias run out of coffee. (Me. Joking about lack of coffee!)
I like my classes, I like my job, I like all the people on my floor- I am honestly really happy with this, and I think that's more because of the work and the high stress level that I am used to at this place. You do the work, things work out.
In other news, an acquaintance of mine from my first year came up to me last weekend and told me how flattered she was that I had hit on her about three years ago- this was before she was really out/even all that sure she was into girls, and apparently she got a real kick out of me flirting with her at a dance (in my own incredibly awkward way.)
The words "incredibly hot" were used.
*hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
Oh, just ignore that sound- it's only my ego inflating. :D
Scene: Night on a grassy field where speakers have been set up next to the main party venue. There are perhaps five hundred people there, most of them women.
Beanie: *chatters with friends*
Chubby guy: *grabs my hand while I'm not looking* *Drags me away* Hi, I kind of grabbed you there.
Friends: *look disturbed but remain nearby*
Beanie: *notices hand-grabber is not a girl she knows* *is perturbed* Yeah you did.
Chubby: *perpetrates curiously unarousing move from Dirty Dancing*
Beanie: *attempts to make conversation* So. You got a name?
Chubby: I'm Totally Forgettable Boy's Name. I'm from Suspiciously Far Away University. *grinding continues*
DJ: *unironically changes song to "My Humps"*
Crowd: *responds appropriately*
Beanie: *contemplates violence against DJ*
Chubby: *grabs Beanie's arms, rotates her 180 degrees* *grabs hips from behind*
Chubby: *grinds* *happy* Let's feel that hump!
Beanie: *just as overjoyed* Let's not!
Beanie: *leaves*
The thing is, I KNOW. For a FACT. That some of these sketchy guys actually get laid using these methods.
This is the reason that I am generally completely committed to never dating any man who frequents Swelles parties. He will have come with the intention of having bad anonymous sex in a broom closet. And, chances are, he will probably have done so with some success. Because that's Swelles.
On another note, I do not blame my friends for not leaping to my aid in this situation. I am routinely recognized as the go-to girl for running off the sketchy boys. And as you can see, my tolerance for bullshit is low.
MEMO: Dancing is not grinding. Grinding is not dancing. Learn some contra, sketchy boys. It will do much to alleviate your unfortunate inability to not rub your crotch on strangers.
Related note: I call this boy chubby. That and the stubble is actually the only thing I recall about him. I don't count it particularly as a strike against him, as that would be hypocrisy. It's mostly just a convenient appellation.
Beanie: *chatters with friends*
Chubby guy: *grabs my hand while I'm not looking* *Drags me away* Hi, I kind of grabbed you there.
Friends: *look disturbed but remain nearby*
Beanie: *notices hand-grabber is not a girl she knows* *is perturbed* Yeah you did.
Chubby: *perpetrates curiously unarousing move from Dirty Dancing*
Beanie: *attempts to make conversation* So. You got a name?
Chubby: I'm Totally Forgettable Boy's Name. I'm from Suspiciously Far Away University. *grinding continues*
DJ: *unironically changes song to "My Humps"*
Crowd: *responds appropriately*
Beanie: *contemplates violence against DJ*
Chubby: *grabs Beanie's arms, rotates her 180 degrees* *grabs hips from behind*
Chubby: *grinds* *happy* Let's feel that hump!
Beanie: *just as overjoyed* Let's not!
Beanie: *leaves*
The thing is, I KNOW. For a FACT. That some of these sketchy guys actually get laid using these methods.
This is the reason that I am generally completely committed to never dating any man who frequents Swelles parties. He will have come with the intention of having bad anonymous sex in a broom closet. And, chances are, he will probably have done so with some success. Because that's Swelles.
On another note, I do not blame my friends for not leaping to my aid in this situation. I am routinely recognized as the go-to girl for running off the sketchy boys. And as you can see, my tolerance for bullshit is low.
MEMO: Dancing is not grinding. Grinding is not dancing. Learn some contra, sketchy boys. It will do much to alleviate your unfortunate inability to not rub your crotch on strangers.
Related note: I call this boy chubby. That and the stubble is actually the only thing I recall about him. I don't count it particularly as a strike against him, as that would be hypocrisy. It's mostly just a convenient appellation.
alive, alive-o!
Sep. 9th, 2008 06:20 pmYo, people
So, the first week of classes went fine, and some issues have been addressed
1. My greek professor- not actually as evil as previously thought. Just seems to get bored teaching the basics, now that we are starting to read sentences, we should be okay.
2. My hall is a happy happy place to be. The Austrian exchange student is named Romana Klinger, and she is snarky and wonderful and about 23. We went out on Friday night with a small herd of the other language tutors, drank a beer, and basically futzed about for a while. They are all slightly overwhelmed by Wellesley, and think the amount of work is ridiculous. Romana is impressed by my German, and despairs of actually teaching people German in Wellesley- she is a poli-sci major herself, and her German grammar is about as good as my English grammar.
3. I finally have a white board! Life is good.
4. I did not go to church last week because I had left my phone in the room when my mom called. This was probably for the best...
5. I had my very first day of working in the conservation lab of the library, and it was relaxing and fun. I made custom-fit cardboard boxes to protect delicate older books- I will work there tomorrow as well. It was very soothing and bright and repetitive.
6. There is no number 6.
7. My German class is remarkably easy when compared to the literature classes I took at the University of Vienna. We are currently reading something about "The Life of the Swedish Countess of G***", which is full of people being swept away by their emotions and dramatically vvirtuous acts. .
8. I have had only one religion seminar so far. The professor seems nice (slightly overly friendly, but nice) , but I was without coffee at the time and therefore my brain was dead, and my judgement impaired. Her voice, however, ranges from "Tolerable" to "Nails on Chalkboard" in pitch. I weep for my grades.
9. My Latin professor is uniformly delightful, and deserves cookies. We talked about the organization of roman Triumphs today, and the sheer size of the damned things was driven home by the fact that Pompei Magnus once carted wagons full of cash that he had won in his wars down the streets Rome: the amount was larger than the entire tax income of the Roman state for a year.
10. There was a little drama for me today before lunch, when it was discovered that a book reserved for my religion seminar was lost. I had read part of it on Friday, but there is a paper due on it this week, so I needed it. Fortunately, tho the bookstore was out, another student had a spare copy that I bought from her at the bookstore price.
So, the first week of classes went fine, and some issues have been addressed
1. My greek professor- not actually as evil as previously thought. Just seems to get bored teaching the basics, now that we are starting to read sentences, we should be okay.
2. My hall is a happy happy place to be. The Austrian exchange student is named Romana Klinger, and she is snarky and wonderful and about 23. We went out on Friday night with a small herd of the other language tutors, drank a beer, and basically futzed about for a while. They are all slightly overwhelmed by Wellesley, and think the amount of work is ridiculous. Romana is impressed by my German, and despairs of actually teaching people German in Wellesley- she is a poli-sci major herself, and her German grammar is about as good as my English grammar.
3. I finally have a white board! Life is good.
4. I did not go to church last week because I had left my phone in the room when my mom called. This was probably for the best...
5. I had my very first day of working in the conservation lab of the library, and it was relaxing and fun. I made custom-fit cardboard boxes to protect delicate older books- I will work there tomorrow as well. It was very soothing and bright and repetitive.
6. There is no number 6.
7. My German class is remarkably easy when compared to the literature classes I took at the University of Vienna. We are currently reading something about "The Life of the Swedish Countess of G***", which is full of people being swept away by their emotions and dramatically vvirtuous acts. .
8. I have had only one religion seminar so far. The professor seems nice (slightly overly friendly, but nice) , but I was without coffee at the time and therefore my brain was dead, and my judgement impaired. Her voice, however, ranges from "Tolerable" to "Nails on Chalkboard" in pitch. I weep for my grades.
9. My Latin professor is uniformly delightful, and deserves cookies. We talked about the organization of roman Triumphs today, and the sheer size of the damned things was driven home by the fact that Pompei Magnus once carted wagons full of cash that he had won in his wars down the streets Rome: the amount was larger than the entire tax income of the Roman state for a year.
10. There was a little drama for me today before lunch, when it was discovered that a book reserved for my religion seminar was lost. I had read part of it on Friday, but there is a paper due on it this week, so I needed it. Fortunately, tho the bookstore was out, another student had a spare copy that I bought from her at the bookstore price.
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Sep. 5th, 2008 04:39 pmToday, Swelles was beset by hordes of violently inclined barbarians, who were repelled only by the intelligence and wit of my awesome jokes.
In other news, my Greek professor does not seem to suck as badly as I thought she did- she might even be cool, if one can overlook her strange preference for languages that no one actually speaks anymore. Life goes on.
I have just gotten the first of my reading assignments for my seminars, and it's looking to be an interesting year. I do wish the guy doing German literature would stop bursting into English to explain things to us- he's German, he should really be able to keep it going for longer than a few sentences.
I did my first stats lab with grace and aplomb, and hopefully that won't suck too much. This weekend is going to be interesting. In terms of not being interesting at all.
Internet connections throughout the college have been patchy all day, and I don't know that I have access in my room at the moment, so this may be the last that is heard of me for a bit.
Greek kind of rocks my socks.
In other news, my Greek professor does not seem to suck as badly as I thought she did- she might even be cool, if one can overlook her strange preference for languages that no one actually speaks anymore. Life goes on.
I have just gotten the first of my reading assignments for my seminars, and it's looking to be an interesting year. I do wish the guy doing German literature would stop bursting into English to explain things to us- he's German, he should really be able to keep it going for longer than a few sentences.
I did my first stats lab with grace and aplomb, and hopefully that won't suck too much. This weekend is going to be interesting. In terms of not being interesting at all.
Internet connections throughout the college have been patchy all day, and I don't know that I have access in my room at the moment, so this may be the last that is heard of me for a bit.
Greek kind of rocks my socks.
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Sep. 4th, 2008 06:24 pmI am holding off on learning Greek grammar tonight... though I must do it, and am already behind. I feel like this is not going to be a fun course, but hopefully, I will slog on through it.
So, for those of you out there in the flist who speak Greek, any easy-reader style books to help motivate my little buns?
(There is a part of me that deeply enjoys the look on peoples' faces when I say I am taking Latin, Greek, and German. Little do they know, German is so far the easiest by far.)
So, for those of you out there in the flist who speak Greek, any easy-reader style books to help motivate my little buns?
(There is a part of me that deeply enjoys the look on peoples' faces when I say I am taking Latin, Greek, and German. Little do they know, German is so far the easiest by far.)
First day of school
Sep. 2nd, 2008 08:50 pmGreek, Statistics, and German were had today. All were generally pretty good and not soul killing.
The Greek professor was annoying, which is what I was expecting. I think she's kind of bored with the intro stuff. Math was... well, not as bad as I was expecting, but still a math course. German was the first literature course I've take outside a German-speaking country and seemed to go a great deal slower for that reason. But it was kind of nice not to be stuck behind all the other people for once.
I need to learn the Greek alphabet for tonight, which is not that scary after all.
Convocation was really quite nice, actually. Held it outside because the normal building was being repaired. The horridly-made gowns were actually good for that, because they helped you keep warm. I saw the new college president for the first time, and she seemed workmanlike and sincere- a well intentioned science professor, you know the type. Smart but not particularly gifted with words beyond a certain academic competence.
I finally had the long-awaited first interaction with my former friend who told me last December that she didn't want to talk to me- she had to walk by my seat, so I smiled and said hi, and she looked away and didn't answer. I didn't really expect much more from her, honestly, though I was hopeful. Life will go on- it appears that she will flee from being in proximity to me, but I'm not going to do the same when she's around and I want to talk to the same people she's talking to. After all, I'm not the one who had a problem talking to her. Life will go on.
I am drinking tea and ignoring the work I need to do. Sigh.
The Greek professor was annoying, which is what I was expecting. I think she's kind of bored with the intro stuff. Math was... well, not as bad as I was expecting, but still a math course. German was the first literature course I've take outside a German-speaking country and seemed to go a great deal slower for that reason. But it was kind of nice not to be stuck behind all the other people for once.
I need to learn the Greek alphabet for tonight, which is not that scary after all.
Convocation was really quite nice, actually. Held it outside because the normal building was being repaired. The horridly-made gowns were actually good for that, because they helped you keep warm. I saw the new college president for the first time, and she seemed workmanlike and sincere- a well intentioned science professor, you know the type. Smart but not particularly gifted with words beyond a certain academic competence.
I finally had the long-awaited first interaction with my former friend who told me last December that she didn't want to talk to me- she had to walk by my seat, so I smiled and said hi, and she looked away and didn't answer. I didn't really expect much more from her, honestly, though I was hopeful. Life will go on- it appears that she will flee from being in proximity to me, but I'm not going to do the same when she's around and I want to talk to the same people she's talking to. After all, I'm not the one who had a problem talking to her. Life will go on.
I am drinking tea and ignoring the work I need to do. Sigh.