Buck. His name was Buck, and all I could think of when I heard it was that creepy orderly fucker from "Kill Bill" who introduced himself to Uma Thurman with "My name is Buck, and I like to fuck." It was like a mantra in the back of my head and it was so damn creepy. Who the hell has a car phone! Who the hell is named Buck! Of course I never called him.

Do you remember what happened to your shoes? I know you lost one in the mud for a while- did it ever come back out?