A thing you should know

[kitewithfish]

When I am hungry, I am homicidal.

Not when I'm tired or in pain or bored. Just when I'm hungry. Then, I will juggernaut past anyone who tries to be nice to me, only barely stopping myself from smacking them in the face for the crime of being cheerful and friendly to me, on a quest for peanut butter that has no end save in my full belly or in the death of a star system.

Comments

[megyal]

For serious? That's... exactly like my sister. She's simply adorable otherwise, but when she's hungry, she'll shank people. No lies. I've seen her snarl at our mother, and we had to back away and put food in front of her with a large stick.

[kitewithfish]

Yup. That's me. Add one tiny other little distraction to a hungry Kite, and shit. hits. the. fan. I will kill you.