1) Yayayayayayayay! Are you joining us in colloquium or is it too far gone?

2) Goddammit barack obama we need that health care reform

3) Yay more coffee that is free

4) That sucks let me look through my shit it is entirely possible that I have a cheapo one that will do the job right even if it won't grind the shit itself and run on a quartz-clock alarm

5) I know your later thing talks about having replaced said broken replacement, but I have a friend who makes her OWN teapots as an independent artisan and she would TOTES give me good deals on teapots if you ever want one