One of these: http://www.moo.com/products/text_minicards.php
They are essentially calling cards. I have a whole slew of them left over from the 100 I got for while I was in Austria, but the problem is that I misspelled my own last name, so I cannot really use them for anything but social stuff. Also, slightly cute and cheaper than "real" business cards.

You flee from skirts? They are the only thing that keeps me from melting in the summer- I refuse to wear shorts on general principle, but skirts I often enjoy.

I dunno- fashion and make-up and "girly" stuff really have to be taken with a live-and-let-live attitude. I have a vivid memory of wanting to strangle one particular fashionista who said that she just didn't respect other students who didn't bother to put on make-up and a carefully planned outfit every day.

As for genius, I am no such thing, but it does make me feel pretty. I wish I could experience the psychological boost without having to spend the money, but the painting and spackling itself I rather like- fiddly little brushes! Yay!