I thought it was made for 3D (something about the number of things in the film that go *stabby stab stab* at the audience.)

It was still a very pretty movie, once you got used to the fact that everyone looked vaguely under-textured. And I thought the reinterpretation had promise, in terms of playing around with the concept of how, in order to introduce yourself and let people know who you were, you had to just lie your ass off. But I feel like there wasn't enough story to carry a whole movie.

I did heart Anthony Hopkins are drunken naked king man. My new favorite superhero.

Isn't like three in the morning for you now?