Beowulf and the Third Wheel
Jun. 26th, 2008 06:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kitewithfishWatched Beowulf last night. I think that they had to push the visual aspect of the movie so much because the storyline is just pretty weak. As interpretations go, it's kind of what I would expect- there's been a greater push to show Grendel as some sort of victim in literature these days, which is perhaps just as bad a stereotype as the stuff that was originally written about him. There was some ludicrous addition of sex and magic to give credence to the amount of visual effects being used. The cyclical nature of the whole story was kind of cool, but there was just not enough plot going on. And for some reason, Beowulf's spine always seems to be flexing forward under the weight of his massive pectorals.
There were some fun points: the drinking songs of the Geats and Danes were impressively foul-mouthed, and Wiglaf's ride over the burning bridge would have been massively beautiful in any other film.
The altered nature of the shots is kind of... underwhelming when I think too much about it. Yes, they were glorious and perfectly lined up, but they were constructed. There was no skill in working with the scene to make the shot happen in a real situation: it was all put together later and then they could pick and choose. In such a situation, even a bad film maker could really get into the process and make a movie that takes your breath away.
I kind of hope the genre stops. It worked for Sin City, it worked sort of for Beowulf, but there was no point for it to even exist in Beowulf. There was just nothing going on that needed it.
Roomie watch 2008: I was subjected to yet another 3 am heart to heart between Roomie and on/off boyfriend, in which they both reiterated points from every previous conversation on the subject of their relationship that I have ever been been forced to overhear. They tend to get carried out at full volume, too. It's making me both annoyed and slightly jealous. I want sleep! I want a designated snuggle person!
Gah. Screw this. I am off to take my test.
There were some fun points: the drinking songs of the Geats and Danes were impressively foul-mouthed, and Wiglaf's ride over the burning bridge would have been massively beautiful in any other film.
The altered nature of the shots is kind of... underwhelming when I think too much about it. Yes, they were glorious and perfectly lined up, but they were constructed. There was no skill in working with the scene to make the shot happen in a real situation: it was all put together later and then they could pick and choose. In such a situation, even a bad film maker could really get into the process and make a movie that takes your breath away.
I kind of hope the genre stops. It worked for Sin City, it worked sort of for Beowulf, but there was no point for it to even exist in Beowulf. There was just nothing going on that needed it.
Roomie watch 2008: I was subjected to yet another 3 am heart to heart between Roomie and on/off boyfriend, in which they both reiterated points from every previous conversation on the subject of their relationship that I have ever been been forced to overhear. They tend to get carried out at full volume, too. It's making me both annoyed and slightly jealous. I want sleep! I want a designated snuggle person!
Gah. Screw this. I am off to take my test.
