Well, he's basically said that he needs it to work, and that I can get it back whenever I need it just by asking. Which is a lie, because he's never there. But his stupid broken puter (broken months ago!) is finally getting repaired.... Meh.

"wiener Wald' means 'Viennese woods'. I'm not quite sure how 'wiener' in English got to mean sausage, but it causes me no end of amusement.