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Last night I had a dream where I was traveling secretly across Europe via freight trains. I had paid a beautiful Romani girl in jeans and a tee-shirt $2000 to guide me around, and grumbled to myself about how I couldn't really afford it but I had to get going. (Why? Dunno.) We hopped a train and got moving. She reminded me of someone from college.
The first night, we slept in the woods, only to be attacked by velociraptors and other bird-like dinosaurs. (This was a great arial shot of the little camp site with the three of us (because my Gentleman showed up from nowhere, but he does belong in Europe....) as little loafs inside our sleeping bags with the 'raptors approaching through the trees.)
We fought the 'raptor off with swords that we brought with us- some of which were battered rusty old rapiers, some more heavy, and went back to sleep. Only the raptors attacked again throughout the night, so we were exhausted in the morning.
The next nights, we traveled around and stayed in empty houses left behind by German tourists, which were all incredibly rich and full of dark wood. The 'raptors got in anyways, so we still had to have umbrella stands full of swords in every house to fight them off while they slinked around the nice furniture. The last night, the actual owners of the house were still there, and I walked in on the woman standing naked in a hip bath while her pudgy husband sat reading a magazine on a stool in their HUGE bathroom. Aside from going, "Oh!" they didn't notice us at all, but they were no help at all fight off the raptors.
When the 'raptors came back, the German couple was useless- they didn't do anything but we sort of had to protect the bathroom all the same because letting the 'raptors eat them would be Wrong.
I woke up really tired.
The first night, we slept in the woods, only to be attacked by velociraptors and other bird-like dinosaurs. (This was a great arial shot of the little camp site with the three of us (because my Gentleman showed up from nowhere, but he does belong in Europe....) as little loafs inside our sleeping bags with the 'raptors approaching through the trees.)
We fought the 'raptor off with swords that we brought with us- some of which were battered rusty old rapiers, some more heavy, and went back to sleep. Only the raptors attacked again throughout the night, so we were exhausted in the morning.
The next nights, we traveled around and stayed in empty houses left behind by German tourists, which were all incredibly rich and full of dark wood. The 'raptors got in anyways, so we still had to have umbrella stands full of swords in every house to fight them off while they slinked around the nice furniture. The last night, the actual owners of the house were still there, and I walked in on the woman standing naked in a hip bath while her pudgy husband sat reading a magazine on a stool in their HUGE bathroom. Aside from going, "Oh!" they didn't notice us at all, but they were no help at all fight off the raptors.
When the 'raptors came back, the German couple was useless- they didn't do anything but we sort of had to protect the bathroom all the same because letting the 'raptors eat them would be Wrong.
I woke up really tired.
