I sold a couple of her books to some teenage girls when I worked at Walmart a few years ago.

Legit I said, "Oh i read these when they were still Harry Potter Fan fiction and she was accused of Plagiarizing parts of them."

The girls looked at me like I had a third head.

I still have never read any of her books, nor watched anything based off of her shit. ( I am, in fact, a petty old bitch when it comes to her.)