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Passages from unknowable stories

Posted by Sarah Gilman

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love_jackianto1 ([personal profile] love_jackianto1) wrote in [community profile] anythingdrabble2026-02-16 01:40 pm
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Challenge 427 Prompt Post

This week's prompt is:


Lifetime



Have fun!

P.s. I'll take care of tagging.
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chez_jae ([personal profile] chez_jae) wrote2026-02-16 12:32 pm

Book 14.5, 2026

How to Bungle Your Jungle: A Micro June Nash Misadventure (A June Nash Misadventure Book 0)How to Bungle Your Jungle: A Micro June Nash Misadventure by Melissa Banczak

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


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Just read a wee prequel to the “June Nash Misadventures”. It was called How to Bungle Your Jungle by Melissa Banczak. Main character is June Nash, personal assistant to her brother, Dewey, who stars in a reality/nature show.

When Dewey asked June if she wanted to accompany him to Costa Rica, she envisioned beaches. What she got was a jungle filled with creepy crawlies, a thieving monkey, and a precocious child. June can’t leave soon enough, but part of her thinks she just might miss Costa Rica.

Favorite lines:
♦ A monkey was wearing my bra.

Cute, but too short to really get a handle on. Prequel to a series, and fun enough to make me want to read more. Four stars.
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Elizabeth Perry ([personal profile] watersword) wrote2026-02-16 01:33 pm

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ARGH, the box where I stashed a bunch of pharmacy receipts has vanished into thin air and I cannot imagine where it is, nor can I persuade myself I would have thrown it out! This apartment is not large. I cannot remember the last time I saw it, but this doesn't say much.

I have made progress on the jeans I am repairing, except that there is a new spot that has worn out. It feels positively Sisyphean. Jeans of Theseus. Well, it keeps me from doomscrolling.

Steaming potatoes before browning them continues to be one of the great discoveries of my adulthood: it's so fast! and tidy! and produces perfect potatoes! I do need to acquire bamboo steamers for better steaming of fish and various Asian dishes and whatnot, but first I gotta figure out where would I put them? I have a tiny kitchen and a lot of equipment but I swear I use pretty much all of it (I would use the pasta roller more if eggs were affordable, but that really is the only thing I look at and wince, trying to justify the space). Semi-relatedly, the attempt to make the trash situation less horrible seems to be working: a small trash bin forces me to take it out more often, before the contents get gross. I should've gotten a foot-pedal model, but that is really the only flaw in the system, and I do like that the legs elevate it so I can clean under it easily. It's almost embarrassing how easy this dose of shame was to hack, but better late than never, I guess.

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facethestrange ([personal profile] facethestrange) wrote in [community profile] sid_guardian2026-02-16 06:51 pm

My latest Guardian fanworks

I'm behind on so many things (due to busy rl), but one thing I'm not behind on is a bunch of fanworks for assorted events. :D (And another portion is coming up in a week. :D)

4 ficlets (all Weilan or adjacent, all for [community profile] seasonsofdrabbles), and 1 Zhubai drawing. :)

Cherished (300 words) by facethestrange
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, Kunlun/Shen Wei (Guardian)
Characters: Shen Wei (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: The Youchu Teeth Necklace, Gifts & Presents, Memories, Shen Wei Needs A Hug (Guardian), Tenderness, Post-Canon, Zhao Yunlan Being Zhao Yunlan, Triple Drabble
Summary: Why would Zhao Yunlan take the trouble to retrieve something that would be better left forgotten? Why would he want it back at all? Why is he touching it like it's a treasure?

Hazy (100 words) by facethestrange
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Background Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Shen Wei's Students (Guardian), mentioned Shen Wei, Mentioned Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Humor, Dialogue-Only, Canon-Typical Memory Wipe, Memory Alteration, Drabble
Summary: Some memories are easier to erase than others.

How Much I'm Yours (200 words) by facethestrange
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Shen Wei (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Dirty Talk, (in a way), Mild Sexual Content, Possessiveness, Tenderness, Post-Canon, Double Drabble
Series: Part 3 of Weilan's adventures in pregnancy
Summary: He's all sharp angles even now, except for the barely-there swell of his belly, the faintest curve only visible if you know where to look.

Shen Wei knows where to look.

a crack (that's how the light gets in) (200 words) by facethestrange
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), L'Oréal "Time Engraver" Commercials
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Time Engraver (L'Oréal "Time Engraver" Commercials)/Zhao Yunlan, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Time Engraver (L'Oreal "Time Engraver" Commercials), Shen Wei (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Reunions, Guardian Lantern, Post-Canon Fix-It, Happy Ending, Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong Character Combinations, Double Drabble
Summary: There's a lantern in a cardboard box full of junk. He has seen it before.

Baobei~♡ by facethestrange
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF, Chinese Actor RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong
Characters: Bai Yu (Actor), Zhu Yilong
Additional Tags: Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Endearments, Pet Names, ficwip Discord's Hey Sweetheart Challenge, Guardian Bingo, Fanart, Drawing
Series: Part 3 of Guardian Bingo 2026
Summary: Early morning cuddle attack.
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maidenjedi ([personal profile] maidenjedi) wrote2026-02-16 11:50 am

ruthless efficiency can't stop the flu, but it can do wonders for the state of your house

Husband went to bed feeling crappy and woke up certain he has the flu.

So I'm in the process of changing all the plans this week. Making meetings virtual, finding the masks I stashed in the house in case anyone absolutely must interact with someone this week, changing my daughter's lesson schedule, you name it. No one else has any symptoms but I feel like I need to get critical things done now in case I'm knocked down at some point. I would rather not be worried about my boss' social media if I'm running a fever and needing sleep, you know?

Air filter running, humidifiers newly cleaned, Emergen-C purchased, and my pressure campaign to get my husband to do a virtual doctor's appointment is underway.

I really fucking hate how efficient we all are now about illness, if I'm honest.

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In totally unrelated news, the padawan got to watch Titanic last night and these were her initial take-aways:

1 - Actually a horror movie
2 - “Mom, WHY did you see this so many times* in the theater?!”
3 - Ismay was the villain
4 - She will never listen to Celine Dion again

* It was 9 times. Once on a date, next time with my best friend, and the rest with male friends who wanted to see it but didn't want to admit to their friends that they did.

She did tell me this morning that while the awful parts of the sinking kept her awake for awhile last night, this morning she's only thinking about the romance, so it didn't totally scar her for life, lol.
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openidwouldwork ([personal profile] openidwouldwork) wrote in [community profile] daily_bean2026-02-16 06:46 pm
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chez_jae ([personal profile] chez_jae) wrote2026-02-16 11:38 am

Book 14, 2026

Mrs. Morris and the Venomous Valentine (Salem B&B, #9)Mrs. Morris and the Venomous Valentine by Traci Wilton

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


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Since I don’t have to work today, I stayed up late to finish reading Mrs Morris and the Venomous Valentine by Traci Wilton. It’s the 9th installment in the “Salem B&B” series of cozy paranormal mysteries. The main character is widowed B&B owner, Charlene Morris.

In the days leading up to Valentine’s Day, Charlene has a full house. An entire entourage of fashion models, along with their over-the-top photographer are booked at the B&B. Photographer Dane Stallone had made a name for himself with his famous Cupid photos, but he’s lost his mojo. This is a last-ditch attempt to catapult himself back into the limelight. Things aren’t going well until Charlene draws on her marketing background to help Dane brainstorm some ideas. The results are amazing, and the entire crew go out on Valentine’s night to celebrate. When they return to the B&B, however, disaster strikes. Dane dies of poisoning, and someone has corrupted his laptop and stolen his work. When the photos begin dropping, along with ominous messages, the models confess to Charlene that they had each signed a blood contract with Dane. Their predicament compels Charlene to seek the advice of local witches. The witches may be able to clear the negative energy, but there’s still a murder to solve.

The story started out slowly, subjecting the reader to the models’ dramatic diva antics and Dane’s worse heavy-handed narcissism. Once he was dead is when things picked up. Charlene wasn’t being a nosy busybody (Hooray!), but when she learned anything she either let the lead detective know or encouraged someone to ‘fess up. Her relationship with Sam is heating up, and Jack made an effort not to be a jackass, which I appreciated. Characters were portrayed well, although with a dozen different models it was at times difficult to keep track of them. While I appreciated the models’ diversity, it almost seemed as if the author(s) tried too hard, you know? There was one awful editing error when model Kai’s photo dropped at 4pm...and again at 5pm. I caught that; why didn’t the editor?

Favorite lines:
♦ “We all know that fat equals flavor!”
♦ “If I had to wish anything, it would be that human beings could learn to be nice to each other and treat each other with respect.”
♦ “You don’t need everyone to like you.”
♦ “I’m getting older and don’t have the same capacity for bullshit as I used to.”
♦ “Nothing says true love like salted caramel.”

Good book for the most part, and ideal for the season. Four stars.
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Punk ([personal profile] runpunkrun) wrote2026-02-16 09:34 am

happy fanniversary

I posted my first fanfic* TWENTY NINE YEARS AGO TODAY. My most recent fanfic† was posted less than a month ago. And today I am finishing up a fanfic‡ I started in 2011.

* The X-Files
† Star Trek
‡ Stargate Atlantis
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silver ([personal profile] silverflight8) wrote2026-02-16 11:54 am
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sf supernatural monsters

Something that I just don't usually do well with in sf/f is unnatural monsters presented in a scientific-ish context.

Admittedly I'm not into horror for horror, so I'm definitely missing a piece of the enjoyment that lets a fan of e.g. monstrous characters/enemies overlook other stuff - "OK the plot isn't great but I really liked the minotaur so it was worth the trade off!" which is definitely something I do for stuff that I care about, like interesting worldbuilding. Everyone's got their preferences and IMO it's not worth interrogating past that, sometimes you just like what you like. But the problem is the suspension of disbelief and the way that it breaks mine when sf tries to talk about horrifying supernatural monsters in a scientific context because then: WE HAVE BROUGHT IN BIOLOGY. (Oh no.)

I find a lot of horror wants to play off that fear that this monster is so much better than humans so we are helpless against it. OK. But unfortunately I cannot stop thinking about biology, and also, what underpins biology: energy. First, the biology part - there are lots of animals and not-animals here, today, in the past, that are better than humans on just about any axis. It's kind of what happens when you compare 1 species against, you know, several hundred millions of other species. There isn't really an apex of all apexes, there was no cosmic race to do that, and also no reason to do so. A species exists in a time and place and its unique constraints. Pretty much nothing is adapted to every conceivable environment - why should it be? And every species and individual makes trade offs because energy is not infinite. There are lots of advantages to being warm blooded like a human (being able to move! running from danger! actively capturing things!) but also lots of disadvantages (the number of calories you have to consume is staggeringly more than cold blooded, not to mention plants! you're limited by the productivity of the prey you eat!) There's not exactly a hard-and-fast rule that says anaerobic life forms are better at life than aerobic, I'm sorry. Each of them generally does extremely poorly in the wrong environment. As you add complexity you add to the number of ways things can go wrong, you add to the cost of maintaining all that infrastructure...It's always bothered me when the aliens are so much better for monstrous reasons just because Doylistically, that makes them scary. OK, but what does make them able to exist better than us in hard vacuum and in a hyperoxygenated environment like Earth? (Have you seen what oxygen does to stuff that has never been exposed to oxygen before? What it did to all the rocks that were present on the planet when it happened? The effects are still visible several billion years later. Have you thought about fire and why it does really well here and not elsewhere?) If they move faster than us, does that mean they need more energy? What about their joints? This is a part of my brain I am apparently unable to shut off if the context invites any kind of biological scrutiny. We are humans writing for other humans, we know our limitations imposed by biology and physics because obviously, we inhabit these bodies and have first-hand knowledge, which is unconsciously integrated into our art. When monsters are written this way, they appear to have no limits, and I find that weirdly frustrating. Not to mention the worldbuilding pretzel I find hard to respect when the monster is actually custom-designed to be extra scary or good at killing/destroying humans, when they did not know about humans - it's just too much Ah How Convenient, Humans Are The Center of the Universe (Negative Edition) to me. I'd respect it more if a monster was like "oh I have discovered Humans are a great snack, didn't know they existed!" rather than some cosmically horrifying this has always been out there to hunt you, a Very Important Organism from the Center of the Universe* statement. I don't think these concerns bother other people who like the genre, or use these concepts, it's just me. They wake up every ounce of my but actuallyyyy instincts and then I stop enjoying it as a book**.

I'm OK with totally magical (often in fantasy) monsters, since it just says OK, ignore all physical realities, this is something else. That's fine. I just can't with the halfsies position here.

(Indeed I did not enjoy Blindsight [I believe this is Peter Watts' exercise in despair], nor Into the Drowning Deep, nor right now, Leviathan Wakes.)




*Pretty sure we're in a backwater actually

** Actually I also don't appreciate, this time from a narrative perspective, the way many of those also do a late-book shift into re-examining the horrifying bits as Actually This is Beautiful, which I find both twee and irritating. THIS IS JUST NOT FOR ME
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missizzy ([personal profile] missizzy) wrote2026-02-16 11:32 am
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The old computer was unchanged this morning. I've gotten almost everything off it now. I forgot one file I wanted to grab, and two of them refused to go onto the flash drives, even zipped, claiming they're too big, and my initial attempts to transfer them by other means have failed; that's probably going to be a next weekend problem.
At least I have now completed one years-long endeavour: by far the longest podfic I have ever recorded. Editing it has been an education in itself. Though even now I'm now much better at getting rid of clicks and such, to remove all the sound glitches from this one remained impossible. I'll actually be testing out my new microphone by recording something a little shorter on it, and if it fixes that problem, it'll be worth it for that even if the whole streaming thing doesn't work out.

Title: In the Closet of Our Discretion
Author: firefright
Original Fic: here (Only viewable by registered AO3 users)
Fandom: Critical Role
Characters: Caleb/Essek, the Mighty Nein
Music: "Made You Look" by Peak & Pitch
Disclaimer: Characters from show. Original fic by firefright. Music isn't mine either.
Warning: Some reference to both these characters' issues. Also some very mild sexual content, enough to get the original fic an M rating.

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lovelytomeetyou ([personal profile] lovelytomeetyou) wrote in [community profile] halfamoon2026-02-16 12:58 pm
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DAY 13 - FIC - OOKU - TOKUGAWA IEMITSU

Day 13 - The Ruler  

Title: To lead and to be led
Fandom: Ooku - The Inner Chambers
Characters: Iemitsu Tokugawa centered, Arikoto and Kasuga
Rating: M 
Summary: So she’s just like this horse. Existing solely for the sake of breeding and unable to even choose her mate. Iemitsu reflects on her life and what it means to be shogun - even if not by choice.

Story in ao3
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galadhir ([personal profile] galadhir) wrote2026-02-16 02:40 pm
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Stuff I love challenge #3 Music

From [personal profile] dreamersdare

Challenge 3:

Make a Top Ten list for your favourite music picks and share what you love about them. This can be in any format - songs, artists, albums, music videos, soundtracks, scores, something else not mentioned here. If it's vaguely related to music, it ticks the box, so go with whatever you like!

This is hard! Like a lot of people I stopped being passionately interested in music some time in my youth (around my 30s, I think.) So a lot of these will be from before that drop-off, when I was heavily into prog rock.

  1. Having said that, I'm starting with one of my favourites from right now. Amanati, who I found through sword dancing and immediately wanted to belly dance to as well. Cretan trance music - Fos by Amanati

  2. Speaking of belly dance music, this lady is my current favourite MENA musician Maro Hereira with Bladi What can I say, it's my trance background coming out again.

  3. I am not a big fan of Western trained opera or choral singers, but I make an exception for the counter-tenor voice, which I think sounds like angels. For example Andreas Scholl - Who may abide the day of His coming?

  4. I quite enjoy bardcore as long as it uses actual instruments rather than synth, and it puts a bit of effort into its language. Hildegard von Blingen with Pumped Up Kicks

  5. This is not really music so much as it is someone talking about ancient music in a way that helps me understand music theory and history. He makes music too but I have to confess to not having listened to that part except for some of his medieval tavern music. Which is infinitely superior to bardcore. Farya Faraji getting heated about the duduk

  6. Okay, now back into the far distant past, during which my second favourite group in all the world was Hawkwind, a band whose musical style my mother described as "music that sounds like you're listening to it through two walls." Hawkwind - The Psychadelic Warlords Disappear in Smoke

  7. My first favourite band in those days was Emerson Lake and Palmer, and despite the intense nostalgia rush I had when I first re-heard the beginning of this album, I have no idea why. God, it's horrible - ELP with Tarkus

  8. Surely this one is still beautiful? I remember Yes as being almost too pretty for my tastes. Close to the Edge by Yes Oh no, I'm not sure I like that either. Thank goodness Hawkwind still holds up.

  9. Basically the only things I'm listening to now are belly dance music and the tracks of fanvids. So here is a fanvid I have singled out because I really love the music: The Future will be Silent - a fanvid by Wyomingnot

  10. And here is a belly dancing track that I particularly like. Ya Hassan by Yassir Jamal

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wickedgame ([personal profile] wickedgame) wrote in [community profile] lgbtrainbow2026-02-16 05:22 pm

RAINBOW: wickedgame

THEME: FAVOURITE(S) 2025 - Heated Rivalry


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museaway ([personal profile] museaway) wrote in [community profile] ficwip2026-02-16 10:11 am
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Hey Sweetheart 2026

hey sweetheart. thank you


A huge thank you to everyone who took part in Hey, Sweetheart. This was our biggest year to-date, breaking record totals on both AO3 and on discord, where 80 people earned the legacy strawberry icon illustrated by yours truly.

🍓 The AO3 collection

🍓 The tumblr tag

🍓 The bluesky hashtag

In addition, we brought back the original Kirk/Spock version, the ship that launched the original event back in 2014, and received a delightful TOS fill. (The Trek version is still open, so if you are a K/S writer and you'd like to join in the fun, have at it. That series' next event isn't announced yet.)

--

What's coming up:

Next up is the discord-based, 6-in-1 be kind, rewind! which brings back six past ficwip events, all running simultaneously! We're going to be a little busy from now through the end of May. It's a complex event with seven rule sets (overall + specifics for the six -- I know), so running it in public would potentially be a headache.

And in April, Hyuge is hosting hanahaki4hanami, which has a hub on our server where you can earn this year's flower icon.
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prettygoodword ([personal profile] prettygoodword) wrote2026-02-16 08:08 am

cucurbitologist

Theme week! I have some fun polysyllabic ones near each other on my list, so I've grouped them together for some sesquipedalian fun.


cucurbitologist (kyoo-kur-bi-TOL-oh-jist) - n., someone who studies or cultivates Cucurbitaceae.


That is to say, members of the family that includes gourds, melons, squash, pumpkins, and cucumbers. Ye pumpkin farmer is a cucurbitologist. Coined from Latin cucurbita, gourd -- which is not a complete stretch, as cucurbit meaning gourd (and the gourd-shaped portion of an alembic) dates back to Middle English, from Anglo-Norman, from Old French.

The word came to my attention from someone describing Linus from Peanuts as a cryptocucurbitologist.

---L.