I have the maximum possible icons, and yet I still have more shows I really want icons of. I think I will have to do some icon housekeeping soon.

I remember on one train journey, I knew the entire life story of the noisy family behind me by the time I got off - it was a father who had access to his children for the Easter holidays, and by the end of that journey I knew his wife had run off to Scotland with someone called Graham, that father got very angry when one of the children called him Graham by mistake -"Don't call me Graham, he's your stepfather! And I am not your father, I am your daddy!" the children played on it a bit and said they'd get Graham to smack him on the bottom after he told them off. They also started bugging some medical student from Aberdeen who they somehow got the idea was a policeman, and Daddy asked this guy to play along with it to get them to behave.

Different journey, mother to two year old: "Stop fucking swearing or I'll slap your fucking arse!" Hmm, I wonder where he picked that up?