Hahahaha! Nuuu, it would be like, 'She needs slapped!' Also, if you are reading dialogue from across the pond, you will see them writing the punctuation OUTSDE of the quotation marks. But if you read the BBC, you will have already seen this.

Here are some fun links you might like to play with:

http://www.inyourpocket.com/northern-ireland/belfast/How-till-spake-Norn-Iron-A-Guide-to-Belfast-Phrases-70619f

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/rabbit

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/cockney-translator.asp